"This clip is taking forever. How much porn have you downloaded this month?"
Steam billowed up as Tim drained the spaghetti at the sink.
"What?" he asked, shaking the colander.
"Porn? How much?"
"What makes you think it was me? You're the one who worked from home three days last week, wanking no doubt. Oi!"
Rob laughed as he landed another smack on Tim's bum.
"If you make me drop this, you'll see how quickly I can turn the tables, mate. Now are you eating, or you waiting on that?"
"Feed me, pest."
"Bossy for a Bieber fan, aren't you?"
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