No Fool

"I went ahead and ordered it."

"Which one? Tea?"

"No, thanks. The junior one, of course. I'm no fool!"

I can't help but snort at that.

"Oh no. You have an impeccable online ordering history. What about that massive red dildo?" I ask, delighted to watch her turn equally red. "Hmm?"

"That was different", her inclination to smile overriding the pout. "Not my fault I forgot the whole metric/imperial divide."

She tilts her hip, expectantly.

"So", I ask, pulling her onto my lap and taking a scalding mouthful of hot sweet tea, "This cane of yours, when does it arrive?"

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