"I went ahead and ordered it."
"Which one? Tea?"
"No, thanks. The junior one, of course. I'm no fool!"
I can't help but snort at that.
"Oh no. You have an impeccable online ordering history. What about that massive red dildo?" I ask, delighted to watch her turn equally red. "Hmm?"
"That was different", her inclination to smile overriding the pout. "Not my fault I forgot the whole metric/imperial divide."
She tilts her hip, expectantly.
"So", I ask, pulling her onto my lap and taking a scalding mouthful of hot sweet tea, "This cane of yours, when does it arrive?"
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